HAHA I've used some of these

Found this while using stumbleupon and thought Id share not only cause its funny but cause scarily enough I've actually used some of them either as they are or in some variation


http://marvin.cs.uidaho.edu/~heckendo/usefulPhrases.html here is the website where I found it

Some Useful Condescending Phrases
Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).

1.Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2.The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3.I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4.Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5.I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8.I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9.I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10.I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11.It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12.Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13.No, my powers can only be used for good.
14.How about never? Is never good for you?
15.I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16.You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17.I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18.I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19.I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20.Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21.My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22.It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23.At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24.You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25.I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26.Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.



I've use 3, 5, 9, 12, 14,16, 18, 20 and 23. some more often than others, I'll have to admit Iv use 9 (duct tape one) and 12 (about being satan's agent, or sometimes just satans spawn) and 18 (being out of my mind) frequently

Liebster blog award

:) I recieved a Liebster blog award from Nikki over at Nikki's stitching http://nikkisstitching.blogspot.ca/ which made me smile (considering not to long ago I don't think anyone had ever even read my blog little alone liked it). I did wait a few days before really looking at it cause I just have been kinda bleh lately, between the sore neck, which actually feels better now, thanks to everyone who wished me well. and just plain being stressed and bleh at work.







Liebster is a German word, meaning favorite, dearest or beloved, and the Liebster is awarded by bloggers to other, newer bloggers who have fewer than 200 followers, to spread the word and help the new(er)bies gain wider recognition. The award comes with four conditions that each recipient must satisfy when accepting:

1. Choose five up-and-coming blogs (with fewer than 200 followers) to award the Liebster to.

2. Show your thanks to the blogger who gave you the award by linking back to them.

3. Post the award on your blog. List the bloggers you are giving the award to with links to their sites. Leave comments on their blogs so they know about the award.

4. Share five random facts about yourself that people don't know about you.

I am not sure if any of the blogs I picked have gotten this already or not, but if so, that just means you are extra special!


for the five I've chosen to give the award to ( hard to decide which ones cause most of my favorites have very large followings already:

1. cat-ladders http://catladder.blogspot.com/ - cause I just love anything with pictures of cats

2. stitching under the sea http://stitchingunderthesea.blogspot.com/ I really love some of the pieces she's working on

3. to food with love http://tofoodwithluv.blogspot.com/ because it has lots of recipes that I want to eventually try cooking YUM!!


4. rahenna at crafty rahenna http://rahenna.blogspot.com/ she's working on such intricate and ineresting projects
and

5. anime stitching blog at http://animestitching.blogspot.com/ what better combination than cross stitching and anime?


and for 5 random facts about me?

1. in highschool I once learned to dance the bunnyhop for an assembly (oh the things friends will talk you into)

2. I believe shoes and bras were created by evil people that hated others :P

3. I have huge calf muscles do to the fact I walk alot ( once had a body builder amazed at them in relation to the rest of my build)

4.I moved to lousiana to volunteer at the alexandria zoo. which I did for a year.

5. volunteered at the lafayette science museum for several months during which the titanic exhibit was shown. (I love museums)

TUSAL march

here's my late TUSAL for march. I know shame on me for being so late but it was just one of those weeks. Sore neck although its feeling a little better now, hard week at work etc etc. :) for most of the month I worked on mai but i did get a little done on snow white, and started working on rose drama. Hopefully I'll get a little more done this upcoming week

March IHSW after

I didnt get much done for IHSW this time around. I worked fri and sat and planned on stitch sunday , but ended up pulling something in my neck. Looking down hurts quite a bit so not much stitching got done. I did add a little bit of greens and browns. a tiny bit of blues above the roof.











hopefully my neck will quit hurting and I'll be able to stitch soon. :)

March IHSW before

It's the 3rd weekend of the month which means its ISHW again :). I'm working on snow white discovers the cottage again for this months weekend. Here's my before picture .




I'm looking forward to stitching for the weekend and then seeing everyone's progress come monday

WIPocalypse # 3 March

For this month I actually only worked on one project, Mai. I got alot done but didnt finish it as I had hoped, but made alot of progress, finishing the bottom half and quite a bit of the background (which is probably the hardest part)




http://www.flickr.com/photos/30249625@N05/6819359296/in/photostream/


on an related note and probably slightly nuerotic (which I admit I can be). something that has always driven me absolutely crazy is vegetarians who eat fish. I mean really? fish are an animal too ya know how can you claim to not eat meat if you eat an animals. When I first moved to louisiana the catholics kept trying to convince me that eating fish during lint because it wasnt an animal and I kept saying but it is an animal.. LOL eventually someone just decided to tell me that its land animals that they can't eat during lint. but the vegetarian thing drives me absolutely nutters.. I think between being a nutter and taking to many science classes during school that I can be just to literal.

Rant over